Thursday, February 21, 2008

No Country for Old Men (Drama 2007)

OMG why didn’t anyone tell me that the Coen Brothers made this film? I hate every movie I’ve ever seen from them, namely O Brother, Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowski, and now this. I am out 2 hours of my life and I could’ve seriously spent that time doing anything else. I would’ve rather sat on another airplane flight, looking straight ahead at the seat in front of me with no forms of entertainment instead of being subjugated to a bountiful amount of crap that this film has just spewed on me.

This film blew ass. Fuck anyone who thinks that it’s good. I’m not kidding, this isn’t an opinion thing; this movie sucks and nobody can reverse this fact. I’m sure that some may think that there’s some deep-rooted symbolism that somehow makes this movie a masterpiece. But that line of bullshit usually comes from those, arrogant enough to think that they possess a heightened level of intelligence which enables them to appreciate films like this. Well they can keep their craptacular 6th sense and their shitty movies.

One positive thing I can say is that Javier Bardem is one creepy mofo. His role as a psychotic killer was spot-on, while even giving me some goose bumps in the process. Best supporting actor all the way.
Rating - F