Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (Sci-Fi Action 2017)

I remember when this movie first came out. It had an interesting trailer with some nice visual shots so it seemed to have some potential. So did it live up to that initial impression? As Ducky would say, "Nope nope nope."

Although the movie did have this campy Fifth Element feel to it, it certainly wasn't up to that caliber because it didn't have Milla in it....and because it generally sucked. The animation of many of the characters was clumsy and way past any baseline CG. It was actually terrible considering that it was made in 2017. I've seen regular video games half a decade old have better computer animation.

The characters were hella forgetful and the main guy was a friggin' annoying-ass turd who reminded me of this lame Millennial generation of turd kids. The story was blah and I think the bad acting and crappy animation made it seem like a 3rd rate film school project. Totally not worth the time to watch.
Rating - D

Saturday, March 10, 2018

The Outsider (Drama 2018)

So here was an interesting movie that had some potential. Jared Leto played this white boy who was in Japan after WWII, got tossed in jail, and then through a series of events joined the Yakuza. Cool premise but how was the execution? Eh.

The movie had a slow feel to it, just like other Japanese gangster movies from the 90s/2000s. But as a whole it seemed like a focused attempt with amateur results. The plot wasn't strong enough to make up for the pace and ending. I suppose it was fair, but I didn't think it was that good of a film. It's good that Netflix is investing in different ideas though, so I'll give them props for that.
Rating - C

Sunday, March 04, 2018

Black Panther (Action 2018)

Well this movie sure had a ton of hype behind it. Although the trailer music seemed pretty cool, the rest of the film was an unknown.

So let's cut to the chase. The movie was seemed to try to integrate real social and historical issues into a superhero Marvel movie. Not too sure what I think about all that. Was it the time/place? Eh. Not really but who knows these days right? Personally I just wanted to see some good action and if there was a decent story then bonus points all around.

It did live up to expectations regarding plot, action, special effects, etc. Some of the acting was overly done and/or some of the dialog was odd and misplaced, especially with the little sister, but overall it was a good film. The whole sub-story regarding humanity, anthropology, technology, causes, radicalization, etc. was a deeper twist to a comic book plot, but yeah. Folks shouldn't take it too seriously with regards to alternate history because it's just that; alternate.

So to compare, it was a little bit better than Winter Soldier, but not as good as IronMan.
Rating - B