Friday, December 12, 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Action 2014)

Whoever thought this was a good idea just needs to lose their job. This movie was fucking horrible. Absolutely horrible. The Secret of the Ooze was more memorable than this garbage and that's stretching by a LOT.

Yeah just like how shitty the last Transformers was, pretty much lays out the foundation of why this movie sucked as well. Way too many special effects, no story, forgettable characters, and terrible plot.

The writer butchered the storyline of the old school cartoon version and then made these new turtles into a whole different breed that are all roid'ed up. The way they talk is different too and that just adds to the weirdness.

This was definitely a no-go. Good thing it ate shit last summer.
Rating - F