Saturday, July 26, 2014

Noah (Drama 2014)

Haha Hollywood Noah is a psychopath. Wow this movie was terrible. It didn't follow the book at all and made Mr. Noah seem like a total loon. Fallen angels were good guys and Noah's son just wanted to get some poon.

The film was all over the place in terms of inconsistencies vs. the Bible story. They should've had a different movie title if they were really going to go that far off base. Russell Crowe's acting was pretty convincing though. But then again he always plays similar, strong male characters. Anthony Hopkins played some really old guy who had magical powers...doesn't that go against the whole religion thing? Might as well give him a staff and a wizard's hat with +1 intelligence.

The movie was bad. No getting around that fact.
Rating - F