Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Miami Vice (Action 2006)

Well look what we have here, Colin fucking Farrell; but this time he's sporting an 80's style mullet, aka "business in the front, party in the back".

This film was all over the place. You first had one group of bad guys which then lead to another group of bad guys, and then it finished off with one crappy love triangle happening with Li Gong, mullet-boy, and some Columbian drug dealer.

Whoever did the casting really needs to be relieved of his responsibilities. How often do you have an Asian chick in Columbia? Humm, probably never. Now add a bunch of Hispanic guards surrounding this Asian chick who is speaking with a very heavy Chinese accent. Seem a little odd? It sure did to me.

I could go on and on, but I won't. Jamie Foxx has to be more selective about the movies he chooses to do or else his fame from great films like Ray and Any Given Sunday will be soon forgotten.
Rating - D